Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Impure Thought of the Week


I just woke up from a strange and savage dream. I was strapped down nude on a table of sorts minding my own business when all of a sudden two dark figures slithered out from the dark. I couldn't tell at first who or what they were, but they both had torture devises in their hands and only blood to cover their naked bodys. As they got closer I realized it was those damn Bush girls. Not again, I thought to myself I don't have the energy tonight. I tried to get away but it was no use they had me right where they wanted me naked and helpless just how they like it. I don't remember too much that went on but after what felt like hours of pain and torment I awoke at last only to find my bed warm and sticky.
So thanks again to those Bush girls, ever since their old man made it in to office my dreams have been much, much more well lets just say "Sticky". So let that one fester for a while if you dare I'll have a new one for you freaks next week.

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